Things I Never Thought I’d Say…
The other day I was giving my two boys a bath, they are 3yrs and 18 months old. I had to tell my 3yr old “Don’t pee on your brother!” Really? Did I just say that?! Sometimes it’s just crazy the things that I say to my kids. Never in a million years before I had kids did I think I would say that.
When my daughter was about 2 yrs old she bit off the eraser on the end of a pencil and shoved the eraser up her nose. Did I ever think I would be using my $20 Tweezerman tweezers to remove a pencil eraser from my child’s nose? Nope, I did not. Did I ever think that I would have tell my son to give the dog his biscuit back because only dogs eat dog food? Nope, I did not.
Knowing that I am not the only one who has these moments, I asked a few of my blogger friends to share their “Things I never thought I’d say…” moments.
“We do not eat our siblings!”
“No, we don’t put the bearded dragon in our mouth!”
“Please don’t use peanut butter as hair gel again.”
“Please do not let the dog stick his tongue in your mouth.”
“Give Mommy the booger” -Amanda, Mommy May We?
“No we can not sell your sister.” – Tracy, Busy Vegetarian Mom
“Ok, you can watch Alice Cooper ONE MORE TIME then it’s bed time.”
“No honey, we do not cook lizards for dinner”
“The kitty does not like his toe nails colored”
“Green beans are for eating, not for cleaning the TV off” -Rebekah, Bex Built A Family
“Stop picking your butt.”
“She is your sister not your pet!”
“How did you get on top the refrigerator?!?” – Ellen, My “not so” Simple Life
“Don’t try to trample your brother with your horse.”
“Don’t color your brothers face” -Amanda, Natural Living Mamma
“You are not a dog, get your head back in the car”
“Butts are for sitting”
“We did not sit on our heads” -Pamela, Pams Party and Practical Tips
“No you can not poop in your dump truck again!!” -Erica, We Three Crabs
“What are you doing!?! Do not rub peanut butter into your eyes!” -Nicole, WonkyWonderful
“Take your toothbrush off your butt.”
“Please stop licking the playground equipment.”
“No, you may not pee-pee in your water cup. Or your watering can. Or the vacuum cleaner hose. Or your dump truck.”
“You must wear pants to Walmart. And Joann’s. And church. And the grocery store. And the playground.” – Laura, Now Things Are Cookin’
If you have something that you never thought you’d say before having kids, comment below!
